Military Humour: rare wisdom

Posted: May 23, 2009 in Humour, Military, US Military
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“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.”
-Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance.

“Aim towards the Enemy.”
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

“Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground.”
-U.S. Air Force

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”
-Infantry Journal

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.”
-U.S. A ir Force Manual

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
-Gen. MacArthur

“Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.”
-Infantry Journal

“You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me.”
-U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

“Tracers work both ways.”
-U.S. Army Ordnance

“Five second fuses only last three seconds.”
-Infantry Journal

“Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last, and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.”
-U. S Navy Swabbie

“Bravery is when you’re the only one who knows you’re afraid.”
-David Hackworth

“If your attack is going too well, you’re walking into an ambush.”
-Infantry Journal

“No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.”
-Joe Gay

“Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.”
-Anon

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.”
-Unknown Marine Recruit

“Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.”
-Your Buddies

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